We have all of your thumbs within
Our secret little lair,
We’re witches, with long nails and
Annoyingly long hair.
If ever you should try to eat
Something that needs your thumbs,
We’ll grab it, and then we’ll retreat,
And put it in our tums!
Every time that you go out
When the lawn needs a mow
Do not forget to scream and shout,
When you find we stole your clothes.
If you should ever try to sail
Out upon the great sea,
You better be prepared to wail,
When your boat starts to sink!
We’re witches, with our nails long,
Our rags and potions and dainty song,
We’re witches, you’re afraid to be
Within our GREAT proximity!
A jelly will quite surely wobble
When we come and shake the table
A dog will quite surely shut up
When we kick the bloody mutt.
A drum will surely make a noise
When we hit it with your crap toys
And you? You will quite surely cry
When us witches pass on by!
If ever you should try to sing
A song that you might like,